My Holiday…
It was pretty crap because just about the whole time I played the play station 2 (his mother couldn’t get him to do anything else), but then we went to Ballarat and I did something completely different, I played the x-box. That was fun. Then, as the clouds darkened and it started to rain, the roast in the oven started to burn, everything was going wrong. Then it happened…
“What?
The story ended.”
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“Just kidding.”
And then it happened… Grace got lost. “Oops, sorry, wrong story.
It was just after I killed a super-necro-hobbe-wizard with an ultimate-charged-auric-explosion, that it happened… the batteries for the controller, (sob, sob) RAN OUT!!! (Burst into tears). It got worse, the batteries that powered the X-box wireless-wi-fi controller, were very rare, in fact they were made by the super-necro-hobbe-wizard himself. But of course I just killed him so obtaining these batteries was going to be quite challenging. In fact I would need a super-alkaline-sword with a fire augmentation to hack into the servers network and download the secure codes hidden in a secret level created by the server himself. Ok I’m in, now to get that wizard, just then an amazing thing happened, a cat entered the game, I was so stunned that I paused the game, and went and ran around the block for three hours. And that made me think; to bring the super-necro-hobbe-wizard back to life I would need more than just a super-alkaline-sword with a fire augmentation. I would need a super-non- alkaline-powered-super-computer with a paper clip augmentation. But that kind of power was almost unthinkable, unimaginable, (joke) unpossible. But it was possible to the lowest extent. Even so I plugged my controller into the computer and started the search… for the batteries… with my newly found super-non-alkaline-powered-super-computer with a paper clip augmentation…
YES! I did it, after 3 hours of searching I finally downloaded a power source off the computer and into my controller. So I went back to the game where I saw a moose. I was so stunned that I got up and ran around the block for six hours, and that made me think… how would you get batteries off the computer anyway, it’s just not possible, all I needed to do was copy the correct codes and insert them directly into the main power core… And after I had thought all that through I was so stunned that I ran around the block for another six hours, and then when I came back inside my mother was so stunned at what she saw that she got up and ran around the block for two hours (pfft, hardly an effort)…but before she got up and ran she saw the fittest child in the world.
And that mums and dads, is why you should buy your kids an x-box and a wireless-wi-fi-controller for the x-box. J
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